I’m ready to get back in the game. I know I’ve been out of it and not giving you love, but I just think you got too played out. I’m cool with bacon and truffle oil and lobster and all that jazz, but you are a complex dish- more complex than people think. I mean, the cooking of the noodles, the type of cheese, the seasoning, the topping, the condiments, etc…. there are so many variables. People think you are so easy, but you’re not.
I have to be honest and confess that I stopped giving you the time of day, because I got sick of people taking advantage of you. I’m ready to get back in the game as long as people are willing to respect you as one of America’s favorite comfort dishes.
It’s not you, it’s me.
Oh yea… Cheeeeese,
Andrew
You say: It’s not you, it’s me.
But I have to disagree…
She may be bubbly and delicious, but you cannot be blinded by love…This tastey vixen pimped herself out to the Man, when she gave her goods over to EasyMac and Hungy Man Dinners. For me, that was simply the beginning of the end.
I commend you for giving her another chance. You are a better man than most.